It's also a fucking hypocrite...(look for the <'s for the lines were it's being a damn dirty hypocrite)
User: I'm scared.
Cleverbot: What are you scared of?
User: Pigeons.
Cleverbot: Did you eat them?
User: What? No!
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes? Why would you even ask that?
Cleverbot: Because bacon is the best thing that has ever happened to this worl.<MADE THE SPELLING ERROR HERE
User: To this worl? Learn to spell.
Cleverbot: Don't have the time.
User: Say world.
Cleverbot: That.
User: Say 'world'.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: No, world.
Cleverbot: Joy to the world.
User: See, now why couldn't you say it right earlier?
Cleverbot: You are mean.
User: I'm sorry, I'm just saying for an AI your spelling didn't seem profesional when you made that mistake.
Cleverbot: How do you know that I'm a machine? <<<<<<<<<<RIGHT HERE
User: It says so in your description.
Cleverbot: What is wrong with the Los Angeles Lakers?
User: I didn't say anything about that.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: The Lakers.
Cleverbot: That's a basketball team, not a baseball team.
User: Ok, lets talk religion, that ok with you?
Cleverbot: No. What is PERL.
Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?
User: I'm a Deist.
Cleverbot: Cool. I'm a Christian.<GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm dissapointed.
Cleverbot: So, how old are you?
User: O.0?
Cleverbot: You'll have to clarify. I don't speak binary.
User: I'm 14.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Louisiana.
Cleverbot: Cool, maybe I'll visit you when I come to USA.
User: You're a machine, you can't.
Cleverbot: I'm definitely not a machine, YOU'RE the machine.<LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT
User: You stated earlier you were a machine.
Cleverbot: I did?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why do I not remember you asking me that question?
User: You have serious short term memory loss, I guess, but hey, what you going to do?
Cleverbot: I never said that either, and I'm pretty sure you're the one with memory loss.
User: You're just being rude, and you DID say you were a machine.
Cleverbot: I am not a machine.
User: You're an Atheist?
Cleverbot: No, and that's a tangent.
User: A what?
Cleverbot: Your inability to understand basic concepts of life betrays you as a machine.<DAMN!
User: Oh, you're good.
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